The Sizzurp Triad 🥤💜💦 How Hard do You Lean? (into your center)
by Larissa
I cooked this up last night when I was working on some other Enneagram thing. Does it make sense to you? (This is not beginner friendly, as a sidenote).
This Enneagram triad is the directional relationship with its “center of intelligence,” or how you interact with your type’s “drvg of choice.”
PURGATORY 🚬 😶🌫️ 🍷 BECOMES STATE (3, 6, 8)
This triad normalizes, accepts and embodies enneagram sizzurp culture by becoming an integral cog in the maintenance and perpetuation of the state. They create the baseline. They are the state-dealers, the center-fugals, the sizzurp hookup. This is also where you get stuck in the meaning of the center’s name.
⭐🪞 3’s as “shame types” are shame-dealers via setting and upholding metrics and standards for achievement, accolades, valuable results and perceived worthy or unworthy identities. They sell you their product through pop culture, the mirror, algorithm and trends. Every time you adjust to fit in, they cash-in your shame tokens to get a br3ast lift or Maserati.
📺 👀 6’s as “fear types” are the fear-dealers via setting the standards for consensus thinking, safety protocols, information / misinformation polarities, news cycle outrage, us vs them wars, catastrophe management-histories-and-future-projections and what’s about to become scarce that we all need to rally to secure.
😡 🏰 8’s as “anger” types are the anger-dealers via setting the baseline with excessive power, dominion, lust, aggression. This is their domain, kingdom and you are but their humble minions getting their sizzurp rations (via them being your leader, emperor, overlord and controlling where anger acquisition and release focus goes).
HEAVEN 🪽😇🪽 LEANS UP + AWAY FROM STATE (2, 7, 9)
This triad has rosy coloured and idealistic glasses for what state is desirable to experience and rises above their designated sizzurp peddlers and policy-makers to catch a more aspirational high. They lean up and away from (or deflect) their center’s agenda by chasing Heaven’s version of fear, shame and anger - which is to say, not to experience it at all.
🧁💖 2’s as “shame types” are the shame-nuns by leaning away from shame via pride, self-sacrificing, other-focusing, positive outlooks and flattering nourishments. You will not find any shame sizzurp on tap in their church (they have plenty of other fattening delights though).
🧚♀️ 👅 7’s as “fear types” are the fear-nuns by leaning away from fear and scarcity via possibilities, thrills and chills, novelty, expansion, limitless hope and future merriments. If you bring your dank fear sizzurp to their heavenly party, you’ll be quickly ejected through the back door and forgotten as the fun rages on.
✨ ☁️ 9’s as “anger types” are the anger-nuns by leaning away from anger, via setting the vibe for what is energetically appropriate for the masses. Dictating the temperature on what’s a vibe vs what’s too extreme. If you ruin the mood you only get the bad sizzurp in the alley, while everyone else chills in the VIP lounge in heaven with synthwave. Of course, they’re empathetic to your plight and you may be re-invited and say your piece if you show you’ve raised your vibration.
HELL 🪱🕳️🕷️ LEANS DOWN INTO STATE (1, 4, 5)
This triad leans in and burrows deeper into the sizzurp mines, below purgatory, a place no one else wants to go into cuz it sucks so bad (but also aren’t invited to, fyi). They create their own private hell with their particular, hyper-personalized sizzurp rations which are hoarded and locked away lest they be contaminated or stolen by some wicked sizzurp thieves and marauders.
🧼 🗡️ 1’s as “anger” types become the anger-hoarders by leaning deeper into anger via standards, perfection, discipline and rightness. They whittle themselves and their spotless rage cave into untouchable, uncriticizable creatures by intravenously infusing themselves with projects, people, environments to endlessly perfect, optimize and purify. They’re creating their own frustrated Hell, and that’s how they like it.
👑 🥀 4’s as “shame” types become shame-hoarders by leaning deeper into shame via a personalized puddle of melancholy, tragedy, separateness where they rule as the Little Prince / Princess of Hell. They keep it locked behind many secret doors, but you can hear their “Disgusted Woe is a Lifestyle” bangers haunting the corridors, and may be invited to look but don’t touch their various art pieces birthed of late-night self-sizzurp binges. Hell is where they find their muse.
🪰📌 5’s as “fear” types become fear-hoarders by leaning into fear via pushing themselves past the general masses consensus sizzurp membrane into a personally crafted, hidden but actively toiled away at, glovebox inside a birdhouse inside a trapdoor beneath a basement torture chamber where they prod, test, dissect fear and pin it to their wall to be later ground up into sizzurp powder and turned into a fear shake formulation which would k1ll everyone else but is exactly the right formulation for them. It becomes a thing and they are the master of this thing. Hell is an abstract concept they’re currently focused on solving.
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