Goblins of Discord 👹 Enneagram Type Database 🤓
All typings have a corresponding youtube video (linked). Many more on their way. Please note, that some of these are likely to change a bit in the future. Some of them are thorough and some are on the fly speed typings.
I’ll probably update a handful of older ones soon, as my understanding of the Enneagram has evolved since some of them were made (and is still deepening).
If you think you’ve found a weirdo type and might want to join a typing call, DM larissa on the goblinsofdiscord instagram, or post the type below in the comments.
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Database last updated September 9, 2024.
Enneagram Type 1
John Waters 🗑️✝️ 1w2 7w6 4w3 so/sx 💖💧🧚♂️ The Pope of Trash
Jamie Lee Curtis 🎃 1w2 36 so/sx 👹 The Horny Karen
Joe Biden 🍦 1w9 7w6 2w1 sp/so 👃 sniff
Nasim Aghdam 🐅 1w9 7w6 4w5 so/sp 💥 Triple Frustration Threat
Quentin Crisp 🎀 ✨ 1w9 4w3 7w6 so/sx 🦚 Trailblazing Peacock
Enneagram Type 2
Pamela Des Barres 🌼 2w3 7w6 9w1 so/sx ☀️ Flowerchild Supergroupie
Big Edie (Grey Gardens) ✝️🐈⬛ 2w1 6w7 8w9 sx/so 🍸 Mother Diva
Enneagram Type 3
Chandler Ransom Lucy 🎛️ 3w2 5w4 9w8 so/sx 🎹 watch
Jeffrey Epstein 👀🏝️👀 3w2 6w5 1w9 so/sx watch
Montel Williams 👄 3w2 6w7 8w7 so/sp ⚔️ watch
Jensen Ackles 👻 3w2 6w7 8w9 sp/so ⭐ watch
Corey Feldman 🎩 3w2 6w7 9w1 sp/sx ★Ascension Millennium
Lucy Lawless ⚔️ 3w2 8w7 5w6 so/sx ⚔️ watch
David Hasselhoff 🎥 3w2 8w7 7w6 so/sx 🤩 Mister Universe
David Fincher 🎥 3w4 5w6 8w7 sp/so 📦 What's in his Box?
Bret Easton Ellis 😍🗡️ 3w4 5w6 8w9 so/sp 🖤🚬 American Psycho
Whitney Houston 🖤 3w4 6w7 9w1 sx/so 🥀 Queen of the Night
Gregg Araki 🚬 3w4 6w7 9w8 so/sx 👄 The Doomed Enneagram
Nicole Kidman 👠 3w4 6w7 1w9 👠 watch
Emma Roberts 🫖 3w4 6w7 1w2 so/sp 🍰 watch
Billy Corgan 🎃 3w4 6w5 9w1 so/sp 🦇 watch
Belinda Carlistle 🔥 3w4 1w9 7w8 sp/so 🔥 watch
Shannon Doherty 🍑 3w4 7w8 1w9 sp/so 🍑 watch
Caroline Calloway 💸 3w4 7w6 9w1 so/sx ✨ Happy Scammerversary
Noah P Dillon 📷 3w4 7w6 1w9 so/sp 🎶 Hellp
Enneagram 4
Vivien Leigh 🌹 4w3 6w7 9w1 so/sx 🥀 Making Fours Dramatic Again
Winona Ryder 🥀 Enneagram 4w3 6w7 9w1 sp/so 🥀 The OG Sadgirl
Jeff Buckley 🥀 4w5 6w7 9w1 sx/so 💔 watch
Enneagram Type 5
Joyce Carol Oates 🧠🥀 5w4 3w4 9w1 so/sp watch
Anna Khachiyan 🧠🕳️ 5w4 9w8 4w3 so/sp 🚬 watch
Shirley Jackson 🥃 5w4 📓 livestream slop job
Sam Bankman-Fried 🤓 5w6 9w8 3w4 spso 💩 Gaslighting Nerd
Bill Gates 🤓 5w6 3w2 9w1 sp/so 👿 watch
Enneagram Type 6
Julian Assange 💾 6w5 9w1 3w2 sp/so 🕹️ watch
Larry David 🍋 6w5 1w9 4w3 so/sp 😒 Miserable F*ck
Lauryn Hill 😇 6w5 8w9 2w1 so/sp 🎤 Gonna Find You..
Julia Ducournau 🚗 6w5 9w1 4w3 💋 Baby, I Like it Raw
Caroline Ellison 🧠 6w7 1w2 3w2 sp/so 🖖 Polycule Pick-Me
Robert Crumb 🤡 6w7 4w5 1w2 💦 The Sex Weasel
David Icke 🦎 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp 👁️👽 The Passion of 6
Amy Tan ✍️ 6w7 9w1 3w4 so/sp ✍️ Lucky Joy
Daniel Clowes 👻 6w7 9w1 4w3 so/sp ✒️ Like a Velvet Glove
Luke Perry 🪮 6w7 9w1 4w3 sx/so 🪮 watch
Phil Ochs 🎸 6w7 9w1 4w5 so/sp 💧 The Misunderstood Folk Hero
Dylan Moran ☘️ 6w7 9w1 4w5 sp/so 🤴 watch
Mia Goth 🍯 6w7 9w1 2w3 sp/sx 😇 Strange Angel
Sean Baker 🍊 6w7 9w1 3w2 so/sp ☀️ Red’s Rocket
Monica 🎶 6w7 8w7 3w2 sp/so 🎶 watch
Vanilla Ice 🧊 6w7 3w2 8w7 sx/so 🧊 watch
Aubrey Plaza 🧜♀️ 6w7 9w8 4w3 sp/sx 🩸🐽💦 watch
Enneagram Type 7
Josephine Baker 💃🏽 7w6 28 so/sx 🎶 Shine on, Queen
Sharon Needles 💉🩸 7w6 1w9 3w4 so/sp 🦇 watch
Little Edie (Grey Gardens) 🧚♀️ 7w6 9w1 4w3 so/sx ⭐ 🩸 Fallen Star
Florence Welch ✨ 7w6 4w3 9w1 sp/so 🧚♀️ Chaotic Pixie Queen
Theo Von 🍆 7w6 9w8 4w5 sp/so 🐀 The Rat King
Danny Elfman 💀 7w6 9w1 4w5 so/sp 🎃 Dead Man’s Party
Johnette Napolitano 🩸 7w6 8w9 4w5 sp/sx 🐍 Concrete Blonde
Vincent Gallo 👹 7w6 4w5 8w9 sp/sx 😈 Horny Goblin
Robert Pattinson 🪱 7w6 9w1 3w4 spsx 🧚🏻♂️ watch
Heidi Fleiss 🐍🦜 7w8 1w9 3w4 spsx 🍑🚬 Hollywood Madam
Angelyne 💋 7w8 9w8 2w3 sp/sx 👠 watch
Eartha Kitt 😻🐈⬛ 7w8 4w3 1w2 sx/so 🐈⬛😿 Cat Woman
Tyler, the Creator ✨ 7w8 9w8 3w4 sp/so 🧚🏾 watch
Enneagram Type 8
Grace Jones 🥩 8w7 2w3 5w6 sx/sp 🥵 Meat Locker
Robin Quivers 😈😇 8w7 6w7 2w1 so/sp 💋 Glorious Narcissist
Camille Paglia 😡 8w7 6w5 4w3 so/sp 👑 Hate Couture
Ma Anand Sheela 😎 8w9 2w1 6w5 so/sp 💧 I Love B*tches
Glenn Danzig 🦇 8w9 6w7 4w5 sx/so ☠️ Prince of Darkness
Donald Trump 🇺🇸 8w9 3w2 7w6 sp/so 🇺🇸 watch
Sylvia Brown 🔮 8w9 7w8 4w5 sp/so 🧿 watch
Enneagram Type 9
Tommy Wiseau 🕶️ 9w8 2w3 5w4 sp/sx 💚 SlimeWire
Nathan Fielder 🕳️ 9w8 5w6 3w2 sp/so 🤡 watch
Rachel Dolezal 🐑 9w8 62 sp/so🌹 Mother Issues
Kathy Bates 🍯 9w8 62 sp/so 🩸 Sweet Misery
Rachael “Raygun” Gunn 💃 9w8* 3w2 6w7 sp/so 🎶 The Breakdancing Changeling
Cazzie David 🦝 9w8 6w7 4w5 sp/so 🦝 Sad Sack
Roxane Gay 🥀 9w8 6w7 4w3 so/sp 🥀 The Hunger
Paz de la Huerta 🩸🐍 9w8 4w3 6w5 sx/sp 🍷🦇 watch
Tan Mom (Patricia Krentcil) ☀️ 9w8 7w6 2w3 sx/so 🏖️ watch
Keith Moon 💥 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so 🌙 Wild Man
“Soakinginoatmeal” ☎️ 9w8 7w6 3w2 so/sx ❤️ Pixie Grifter
Mischa Barton 🍊 9w8 7w8 3w4 so/sx 🍊 watch
Sophie Thatcher 🩸 9w8 7w6 4w5 sx/sp 🧚♀️ Grime Fairy
Frank Dillane 🩸 9w8 7w6 4w5 sp/sx 🧚♀️ watch
Dash Nekrasova 🕯 9w8 4w3 7w6 sx/so 🚬 watch
Crispin Glover 🐀 9w1 5w4 2w1 so/sp 🌋 watch
Charles Burns 🕳️ 9w1 5w6 3w4 so/sp 🕳️ watch
David Cronenberg 📺 9w1 5w4 3w4 so/sx 👄 Dream Daddy
Shelley Duvall 🍯 9w1 6w7 2w3 sp/so 🐑 The Saccharine Sacrificial Lamb
Brigitte Bardot 💋 9w1 6w7 3w2 sx/so 💋 watch
Jessica Lange 🦢 9w1 63 so/sp 🦢 watch
Adam Brody 🍊 9w1 3w4 6w5 so/sp 🍊 watch
Ghislaine Maxwell 👀🏝️👀 9w1 6w7 3w2 sp/so watch
Ben McKenzie 🍊 9w1 63 sp/so 🍊 watch
Rachel Bilson 🍊 9w1 6w7 3w2 so/sp 🍊 watch
Brandy 🎶 9w1 6w7 3w2 sp/so 🎶 watch
Brian Molko 🖤 9w1 4w3 6w7 sx/so 🖤 watch
John Galliano 🧵 9w1 4w3 7w6 sx/sp 🪡 Objet D'Art
Tyler Gaca 👻 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sx 🍯 Ghosthoney
Chuck Palahniuk 🧞♂️ 9w1 7w6 4w3 so/sp 😈 All Hail the God
Corey Haim 🍍 9w1 7w6 3w2 sx/so 💔 Heartbreaker
Kate Moss 🚬 9w1 7w6 3w2 so/sx 🚬 watch
Amanda Lepore 💋📸 9w1 3w4 7w8 sx/so 🎥❤️🔥 watch
Anna Biller ☠️🔮 9w1 4w3 7w6 so/sx 💖⚗️ The Love Witch
Frank James 💅 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp 🔪 watch
👯✨ Twins ✨👯
Lori & George (formerly Reba) 🤠 🤩
Lori: 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so
George (Reba): 9w1 3w4 6w7 so/sp
Carmen & Lupita 🦋🧙🏽
Carmen 6w7 9w1 3w2 sp/so
Lupita 9w8 7w6 3w4 sp/so